Hyphen
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{{Headline: My hobby: whenever calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.}}
[[One man is talking to another about a car that resembles a Volkswagen Beetle]]
Man: Man, that's a sweet ass-car.
{{Title text: I do this constantly}}